La parodia feminista de 'Blurred Lines' con hombres semi desnudos

Era de esperar: la parodia feminista de 'Blurred Lines' con hombres semi desnudos, fenómeno en Internet.

Si algo se ha criticado del tema de Robin Thicke (aparte de ser bastante normalito para el hit que han fabricado a su alrededor) es lo que le ha dado la fama: ese vídeo con mujeres desnudas y convertidas en objeto hasta el extremo.

300 hombres semi desnudos detenidos en China

Robin Thicke reconoce no escribir sus canciones tras la acusación de plagio de 'Blurred Lines'

Thicke ya se encargó, en su día, de asegurar que no pretendía ofender a las mujeres y que el vídeo era un homenaje a ellas. Pero unas feministas ya han puesto el grito en el cielo y se han quejado de la forma más divertida que podían: con un vídeo respuesta. Una versión del tema con nueva letra y con hombres convertidos en objetos. Porque todos sabemos que el feminismo es hacer lo mismo que el machismo pero a la inversa. Nada de igualdad de derechos ni respeto por la mujer y el hombre por igual.

La letra es bastante fuerte, pero tampoco nos escandaliza. Simplemente son unas feministas que más allá de luchar por la igualdad, deciden que cuando la burla es contra los hombres sí es divertido. Aquí tienes la nueva 'Blurred Lines' junto con los créditos y la letra para cantar con ellas:

Vocals: Zoe Ellwood, Olivia Lubbock & Adelaide Dunn
Lyrics: Adelaide Dunn
Video credit to Milon Tesiram, Chillbox Creative (https://www.facebook.com/ChillboxCrea...)
Audio engineering: Rich Bryan

LYRICS

Every bigot shut up (x 2)
Hey hey hey (x 3)

Boy you'd better quit all your sexist ways 
So hear our manifesto of the modern age.
It's time to undermine
The masculine confines
Coz we don't wanna grind, 
Gri-ii-iind.

You think that you're so slick,
Let me emasculate ya!
Because your precious dick
Can't beat my vibrator.
We're feelin' the frustration
From all the exploitation.
Prepare for your castration.

(Chorus)
So we can fuck this man's world,
With all its bullshit,
Girls don't deserve it.
We ain't good girls:
We are scholastic,
Smart and sarcastic,
Not fucking plastic.
Listen mankind!
If you wanna get nasty,
Just don't harass me: 
You can't just grab me.
That's a sex crime!
Yeah we don't want it -
It's chauvinistic.
You're such a bigot!

What you see on tv
Doesn't speak equality,
It's straight up misogyny.
Don't want you to come on my face!

You think you're hunky (hey hey hey)
You wanna hug me (hey hey hey)
Don't you mean fuck me?

One thing I ask of you:
Don't assume that we all just wanna screw.
Gotta respect me for me to be your boo.
We don't want no scrubs, no we don't approve.
Need a universal role reversal,
In real life not a dress rehearsal.
Gotta resist all the gender roles,
Time to put misogyny on parole,
Put exploitation on probation,
Time for you to witness our liberation!
There's more to life than penetration,
And sexual discrimination.
So tonight we ignite our civil rights,
Resist chauvinism,
Win the fight,
Coz you're livin large just like a montage
Of you and your friends actin' out Entourage.
But we ain't whores to do your household chores,
To make you a sandwich when we're on all fours.
From history to herstory.
Know you got some opinions that we don't agree.
Need to call my sister Joan of A-R-C,
Bake a feminist cake, Antoinette Marie.
Yeah, guys, we got spies, 
Know all you wanna do is fertilise, 
But avert your eyes from my thighs,
Never tell a bitch that she gotta drop a size.
You wanna box gap? Show me your six pack.
Wanna landing strip? You'd better get ripped.
I apologise if you think my lines are crass,
Tell me how it feels to get verbally harassed.

(Chorus)
So we can fuck this man's world,
With all its bullshit,
Girls don't deserve it.
We ain't good girls:
We are scholastic,
Smart and sarcastic,
Not fucking plastic.
Listen mankind!
If you wanna get nasty,
Just don't harass me: 
You can't just grab me.
That's a sex crime!
Yeah we don't want it -
It's chauvinistic.
You're such a bigot!